Ok so I’m back from the break…
And I was reading over my last few entries…and while I admit they aren’t my best pieces of work…I think the intelligence of the general population of the people who read my xanga has fallen greatly. For example I think that my humor is WAYYY over your guy’s heads. And I feel completely superior to you all…
One example…I was reading over my last few entries…when I had 53 comments…and then I said, "I know this may be a blow to your ego…but I care very little about what you have to say…maybe a little at first…but then none at all." After that I have only received…53 comments in a month and 21 days….and to add to that…another example…on my last entry…instead of everyone being angry at my objectification of women more people were angry about bode miller, the chinese…and curling…what a god awful thing to be concerned about…because of my reading public…women haven gotten their rights…b/c we are too busy worrying about 0-for-5 drunk skiers and 0-for-forever drunk sports…
But then I started wondering about why does everyone around me turn stupid…it has nothing to do with me…does it? It couldn’t…but then I started worrying…like when I was talking to my friend mike…
This is the exact dialogue…
Mike: I have an idea for senior prank
Me: Go, chief
Mike: I’ve learned that there is a space in the roof of my school and one day I’m going to climb in there and run around…
Me: Ah…hilarious….brilliant (sarcasm)…you are a genius…but really…do something…you can like do something…
Mike: I have an idea… can chop up a body and stuff it behind the walls because they are hollow
And this guy has a girlfriend…and I don’t…what a cruel irony…cruel, cruel irony…
But the one that takes the cake is robert finlay…he calls me after model un and says to me and this is an exact quote…he left this message…no lie…exactly…
"Hari…I’m sitting in my car, listening to stairway to heaven….and this is like the perfect situation I’m sitting in my car…its sunny…and im listening to stairway to heaven and im behind this guy in his truck and his bumper sticker…one of them says…us marines…uh…uh…dammit I fucked it up….alright…us marines…dammit…he just turned… "us marines: travel agent to Allah" and the other one says: "other than ending slavery, communism, and fascism…and something else…war has never solved anything." Alright…I messed this up…but if you were sitting next to me…you would be laughing…bye."
Everyone…robert finlay…the master storyteller…
Ok so I’m not going to lie…I wrote this entry…and it took me 50 times to get down what robert said on my voicemail….it took me forever…and then it got deleted…and so I did it all over again… and then my computer froze so I rewrote it one more time….because…uh…my friends…and readers...are dumb…
DEFINATELY NOT ME…
And that’s what I have to say….
